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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Two Door Cinema Club. The Kooks. Coldplay.Bombay Bicycle Club.  Art films. Art.French. Old paperback books. Chocolate. Rain.Paris.</description><title>Pseudonymous.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @tea-books)</generator><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>picsandquotes:

Follow picsandquotes.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/366e77bc3d8d10d253b3605b7dd73bba/tumblr_mggavnsWry1qgujfno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://picsandquotes.com/post/40356463446/follow-picsandquotes-com" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;picsandquotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://picsandquotes.com/"&gt;Follow &lt;strong&gt;picsandquotes.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49762344204</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49762344204</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 04:35:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"So therefore I dedicate myself to myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my labors, my suffrances,..."</title><description>“So therefore I dedicate myself to myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my labors, my suffrances, my loneliness, my unique madness, my endless absorption and hunger- because I cannot dedicate myself to any fellow being.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jack Kerouac (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sicklycryptic.tumblr.com/"&gt;sicklycryptic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49762232261</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49762232261</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 04:31:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shake-my-ass-to-the-wind:

“Marcus Mumford is fat”

“all of Mumford and Sons’ songs sound the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shake-my-ass-to-the-wind.tumblr.com/post/49333367830/marcus-mumford-is-fat-all-of-mumford-and"&gt;shake-my-ass-to-the-wind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Marcus Mumford is fat”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/be80f02d4f9ea3c9c31474d2201e5368/tumblr_inline_mm3o1bP1qA1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“all of Mumford and Sons’ songs sound the same”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/edd463ffcb3e59da038286f58bfe437e/tumblr_inline_mm3o3yO9fI1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“they dress like they’re from the 1800’s”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3b23e0b030373b7c5b2c6088a700dd63/tumblr_inline_mm3o50CW4P1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“what the fuck? banjo?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ff9f88c0a4031583a7078193fd18f62c/tumblr_inline_mm3o8ghXgb1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“his neckbeard is gross”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/aca8b0c1650ed3c20e9b712f67c1d6bf/tumblr_inline_mm3of5PnfC1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;










&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49700553809</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49700553809</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 13:38:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>macarena-of-time:


my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://macarena-of-time.tumblr.com/post/41687557933/my-personality-varies-from-unbearably-clingy-to"&gt;macarena-of-time&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49687919366</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49687919366</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 10:43:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

“You would be so...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evilnerdproductions.tumblr.com/post/47136853992/you-would-look-so-much-better-if-you-lost-some"&gt;evilnerdproductions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/daac623ff139e6eac15f06d4ab7a1b01/tumblr_inline_mkr321Oxpq1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You would be so much cuter with make up-“&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/83973dead0b9bcf001f0f74eb37475e1/tumblr_inline_mkr343Kp0U1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0e5f1ddc573b739b260d0a7fc879f209/tumblr_inline_mkr364VUlx1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You shouldn’t wear that-“&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/84d373c3fe1079eb87fa82e928025a79/tumblr_inline_mkr371M4zw1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/beff486fbad9e1baf13d772e316733a9/tumblr_inline_mkr3aruayP1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49665680250</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49665680250</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 04:19:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49664834479</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49664834479</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 03:56:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78b30c2712529d568d33159fcc2f9088/tumblr_mi7gipRk161qglhwqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49622664781</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49622664781</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 17:10:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08f38105d1954fc05b5c533984ee5074/tumblr_mmal6x9UuB1qgwqw9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49622470225</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49622470225</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 17:07:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9e3ac44213f09f65c1f51ed5104e14c/tumblr_mmadqygbMn1qgwqw9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49611688913</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49611688913</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 14:40:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6la6qS8XQ1rri4k2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49611575977</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49611575977</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 14:38:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/197d182cd4ce50e7de41ae3dc086d0c1/tumblr_mkmvc1nNJ41qcjmp8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49605622319</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49605622319</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 13:17:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies
you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://enochianwarbirds.tumblr.com/post/45413466063"&gt;enochianwarbirds&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;oversized hoodies&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you think they’re clothes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but they’re actually wearable hugs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49598592132</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49598592132</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 11:39:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iheartteddwane:

Marcus Mumford everybody</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/56c64a688a884fc89eeddb555a034f67/tumblr_mm9z4839M81r9qacxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iheartteddwane.tumblr.com/post/49589424158/marcus-mumford-everybody" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;iheartteddwane&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Marcus Mumford everybody&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49598050295</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49598050295</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 11:31:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eleventhdoctor.tumblr.com/post/49323799836"&gt;eleventhdoctor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49597999290</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49597999290</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 11:30:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49597404504</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49597404504</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 11:21:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brandnewswastikas:

I’m the type of guy who doesn’t care if you want to sit around the house all day...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brandnewswastikas.tumblr.com/post/42385857338/im-the-type-of-guy-who-doesnt-care-if-you-want"&gt;brandnewswastikas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m the type of guy who doesn’t care if you want to sit around the house all day and watch The O.C. in your sweatpants with your hair tied in a knot and all of your makeup smeared because you’ve been crying. I don’t care about any of that because I hate you. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49597301292</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49597301292</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 11:20:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58f3c080f712d2ed76844f9ad1281ec0/tumblr_mm5e29EpNo1s27waso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc6a7c3936c22a47ca888409748e64c7/tumblr_mm5e29EpNo1s27waso2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a2a7b017aecf1ebdc20421dd46e9e5e/tumblr_mm5e29EpNo1s27waso3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natashakline.tumblr.com/post/49405120728/for-all-the-artists-out-there-xoxo"&gt;natashakline&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For all the artists out there. xoxo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49583151998</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49583151998</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 06:27:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>marisais:

untitled by neekaisweird on Flickr.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/938757a52cf25e63b8c2cdf418d5be4a/tumblr_mlhboeMyzu1r8hiu2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://marisais.tumblr.com/post/49485458676/untitled-by-neekaisweird-on-flickr" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;marisais&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/neekaisweird/8339453530/" title="untitled"&gt;untitled&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/neekaisweird/"&gt;neekaisweird&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49516528055</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49516528055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 11:36:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galacticdad.tumblr.com/post/38966420103/growing-up-means-realizing-a-lot-of-your-old"&gt;galacticdad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49363944162</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49363944162</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:47:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;1.&lt;br/&gt;
I say, ‘I am fat.’&lt;br/&gt;
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’&lt;br/&gt;
I wonder why I cannot be both.&lt;br/&gt;
He kisses me &lt;br/&gt;
hard.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2.&lt;br/&gt;
My college theater professor once told me&lt;br/&gt;
that despite my talent,&lt;br/&gt;
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.&lt;br/&gt;
We do plays that involve singing animals&lt;br/&gt;
and children with the ability to fly,&lt;br/&gt;
but apparently no one&lt;br/&gt;
has enough willing suspension of disbelief&lt;br/&gt;
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.&lt;br/&gt;
I daydream regularly&lt;br/&gt;
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3.&lt;br/&gt;
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,&lt;br/&gt;
while he is still asleep,&lt;br/&gt;
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,&lt;br/&gt;
for a punchline,&lt;br/&gt;
for other girls’ phone numbers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;4.&lt;br/&gt;
When we hold hands in public, &lt;br/&gt;
I wonder if he notices the looks —&lt;br/&gt;
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;&lt;br/&gt;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;5.&lt;br/&gt;
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.&lt;br/&gt;
I will not take sex tips from you&lt;br/&gt;
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;6.&lt;br/&gt;
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;7.&lt;br/&gt;
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,&lt;br/&gt;
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.&lt;br/&gt;
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful. &lt;br/&gt;
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;8.&lt;br/&gt;
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop &lt;br/&gt;
assumes we are just friends&lt;br/&gt;
and flirts over the counter.&lt;br/&gt;
I spend the next two weeks&lt;br/&gt;
mentally replacing myself with her&lt;br/&gt;
in all of our photographs.&lt;br/&gt;
When I admit this to him&lt;br/&gt;
we spend the evening taking new photos together.&lt;br/&gt;
He will not let me delete a single one of them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;9.&lt;br/&gt;
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.&lt;br/&gt;
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.&lt;br/&gt;
Loving me is not a fetish.&lt;br/&gt;
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty. &lt;br/&gt;
I am not a fucking novelty.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;10.&lt;br/&gt;
I say, ‘I am fat.’&lt;br/&gt;
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,&lt;br/&gt;
and kisses me&lt;br/&gt;
hard.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=NcEnh9h4bII"&gt;Rachel Wiley&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotbroccoli.tumblr.com/"&gt;hotbroccoli&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49363907570</link><guid>http://tea-books.tumblr.com/post/49363907570</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:47:08 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
